Thursday, December 15, 2005

Beasts of 2005, the micro edition*









Signs of the Times: nipply Paris and weird military video games






Not "best," but "beast."

11 Beasts of 2005 in no particular order:
MySpace.com
George Bush, et al
the term "nip slip"
Tom Cruise
Paris Hilton, et al
Military themed Video Games
Jeremy Piven
Miss Seventeen
Michael Brown
gynoplasty
Bratz babies
Bonus! the rash that won't go away: weight-loss narratives (i.e. the biggest loser and celebrity fit club)

*this list is by no means comprehensive. Feel free to add your suggestions in the comments.

5 comments:

porkmuffin said...

anal bleaching/shaving of privates
"Brangelina" (sounds like a rash)
Splenda
Laguna Beach

femme feral said...

I'd like to add intelligent design.

mzn said...

The "war on Christmas" of course. Don't know why it took me so long to come up with it.

femme feral said...

crappy movies

femme feral said...

cisco adler