Signs of the Times: nipply Paris and weird military video games
Not "best," but "beast."
11 Beasts of 2005 in no particular order:
MySpace.comBonus! the rash that won't go away: weight-loss narratives (i.e. the biggest loser and celebrity fit club)
George Bush, et al
the term "nip slip"
Paris Hilton, et al
Military themed Video Games
*this list is by no means comprehensive. Feel free to add your suggestions in the comments.