Saturday, January 28, 2006

Angelina is Boring










Honestly, she was more interesting when she wore a vial of blood around her neck and made out with her brother. I mean, that was pretty gross, but it's better than being all self-satisfied and preggers like everyone else in Hollywood. And Brad is dumb. He's just like this big, dumb golden retriever.


I'm preparing for a longer post on feminism and celebrity gossip. Thanks to TLG for pointing out the super-hot new Pink video. And Re: my earlier post on tough girls, I think Pink is one. Good for her.

7 comments:

Jenny said...

I hate Angelina so much.

Self-satisfied is the perfect way to describe her. Every single picture she's in she just walking around like she's so great and so happy and so fucking virtuous because she went to Haiti. I HATE HER.

porkmuffin said...

that is the best video EVER. i'm going to buy it from iTunes just to support Pink. she's one of the only pop stars i think i'd ever want to hang out with.

EL said...

I CAN'T WAIT for your feminism and celeb gossip post!

rockslinga said...

You know who's more boring than angelina? brad fucking pitt. just look at the photos you post of him. he has no identity of his own. he consistently morphs into whomever he's dating. notice how his hair and look always match the woman he's with. loser.

Emily said...

Brad Pitt = Golden Retriever is brillant.

Angelina Jolie is TOTALLY boring now. She was way more interesting when I was sort of afraid of her and all her raw agressive sexuality...

She's like a pitt bull who turned in to a golden retriever, but a smug one. Sort of like if Spuds Mackenzie became an ambassador for the UN or something...

Elka said...

I'm sorry, I just can't get down with the Jolie hate. As long as Angelina continues championing the good of the underclass and donating 1/3 of her yearly income in perpetuity to charity, then I am totally fine with her getting knocked up. Andif Brad's going to emulate any of his ladies' actions, at least it's Jolie's, in the form of getting on board the anti-carbon emissions, anti-poverty, pro-PV systems for Watts residents bandwagon.

It would be a lot more interesting to continue dogging on the pieces of shit who do absolutely zero for the greater good than to rag on AJ. You can always start with the Olsen twins, or the Hilton sisters. Dang, there's a lot to choose from out there.

femme feral said...

Elka, you are quite right to remind us of the bigger picture. I'm ashamed to admit my reaction to AJ is based on nothing substantive. It's just a gut emotional reaction to her expression, which of course has nothing to do with her good works. And who am I -- blogger sitting on my ass -- to judge her for a seeming inflated sense of self-importance?

and randa, you are right that brad is more boring than angelina, which is why I didn't title this post "brad is boring." It just wouldn't have been as interesting.